Wardy...this is your life

home for christmas

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 13:24:23 GMT

I haven't updated in months and months, mainly because i don't have the internet in my house yet and also because i just can't be fucked any more really. But anyhoo, i think i'll post simply because i'm bored.

Well second year uni has been fun so far, a lot different to my first but still fun nontheless!
I can't be bothered to go into any major detail, purely because i'm not quite bored enough to sum up my year so far.

Anyway, i'm back home for christmas, which i've been excited about, however now i'm actually back it's all seeming a bit gay and i'm already bored. It sucks not being able to just walk down stairs and have all your friends in the living room having a laugh. I probably shouldn't complain just yet, i haven't even seen any of my friends from home yet so i'm sure it will all look up when i do.

Home doesn't really feel like home anymore, especially now that my eldest brother has moved back home and is now occupying my room. Mmm gotta love the prospect of sleeping on the sofa for a month. If any sexy ladies want to put me up for a month i'll gladly pay you in massages and sexual stimulation.

I lost so many numbers when i lost my phone (again) so i haven't been able to get in touch with half of the people i'd like to have, so if anyone actually bothers reading this and they have my number and actually want to remain in contact with me then feel free to text me with your name so i know who you are.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 15:24:04 GMT

would you trust this man...i mean girl, thing?

http://www.evoleague.net/craigbb1.wmv

funny vid also :E

Womad Festival

Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:46:11 GMT

What a sweet weekend it's been. I've been working Womad Festival with Sian since Thursday gone. Got paid 5 quid an hour cash in hand, and earnt £240 from Thursday - Monday
Working was surpisingly so much fun, and reasonably laid back and to make things better the people i worked with were a brilliant laugh also. I've never had a job where you just get stoned in your breaks.

Anyhoo, our stall was right opposite the main stage and saw some pretty cool bands. I saw Apache Indian *dances* BOOOMSHACKALACKA!!!!!!!! WHY NOT GO UPPPP, WHY NOT GO DOWNNN.....WIGGLE YOUR BELLY...etc etc.

The music was really enjoyable, not many well known bands at all, but that's what made it so enjoyable. It was a festival about different cultures and stuff like that, so there were musicians from all over the world playing which was really cool to see.

What i noticed was how much of a family festival it was, and how chilled out and relaxed everyone was, it made a nice change to the hectic madness that is Reading, where people are cocks and are pushing and shoving etc. It was quite the hippy fest which was all good and I'm definately going to do Womad again, minus the working, so that i can enjoy it fully.

www.womad.org for anyone interested in what this festival is all about.

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 13:28:15 GMT

possibly the best picture EVER

in reply to briscoes post...

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 17:45:18 GMT

Briscoes post says -

Stupid people...
First Jody forgets her name, and now this classic from Wardy.

Wardy says:
gay boi
Wardy says:
when u comin down
bRiScOe says:
you're not there?
Wardy says:
i am not where?
bRiScOe says:
somerfield
Wardy says:
who said i was going to be at somerfield?
bRiScOe says:
luke...
bRiScOe says:
hge said somerfield at 6:30 7
Wardy says:
its not even 6.30 yet tho
Wardy says:
so y u even leave?
bRiScOe says:
um...I haven't? and it's 18:29
bRiScOe says:
it's kinda close
Wardy says:
oh
Wardy says:
i thought u meant
Wardy says:
u left
Wardy says:
and we werent there
bRiScOe says:
um...how could I have left?
bRiScOe says:
I'm still talking to you

I just thought that was pretty stupid of him.
totally personal lollage.

However he misses the end of the conversation where i explain i thought he was implying he had gone to somerfield andwe weren't there, and then cwent back to tell me we weren't there....so yea shh pls briscoe k thx :E

exam results

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 11:18:35 GMT

so like...i got my results today...SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is all i can say.

INTRODUCTION TO PHILOSOPHY - Coursework mark = 59.0 Exam mark = 61.3 Overall mark = 60.2

THE MAKING OF THE MODERN WORLD 1789-1989 - Coursework mark = 51.7 Exam mark = 61.3 Overall mark = 56.5
SOCIETY, CULTURE AND POLITICS IN EUROPE 1500-1750 - Coursework mark = 62.5 Exam mark = 65.2 Overall mark = 63.9

THE ENLIGHTENMENT - Coursework mark = 55.7 Exam mark = 65.3 Overall mark = 60.5

i'm well chuffed, and to top things off i get to see Funeral for a Friend today, woop woop!

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 21:50:27 GMT

I went to Birmingham on Friday for the weekend, and i've had a pretty productive weekend.
On Friday i got a tattoo.

So yea, i'm pretty chuffed with that.
Friday night stayed at Sian's brother's house with Matt and Stevie, and then got drunk and played cards and stuff. Saturday we went to town, had breakfast and i bought some hair dye and some bleach. Later on we just sat watching Live8 at Matts house and got drunk, Sian also coloured my hair, and put some blonde in the fringe and cut it. I really love my hair now, will get a pic soon. It's a lot shorter than what it was, and feels so much better!

Tescos have sent me an application form, which means they have read my CV, so i hope this means they are interested in hiring me! so my aim for tomorrow is to fill that in and hand it in, and hope for the best!

Right i'm off to eat!

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:36:07 GMT

So i've come to the conclusion that no one wants to hire me, simply because they fear me. They are afraid of my potential and that if they hire me i will inevitably take over and end up running the company myself.
It's the only logical explanation!

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 21:40:38 GMT

I probably should have done an update on the summer ball along with some pictures, but as it's been nearly 2 weeks now i really can't be fucked. I also can't be fucked to update on the Campbell last week because that's been done to death by my friends.

Hmm sooo what's new. I've been trying to get a job, no luck yet. Handed in a few CVs n applications, still not heard anything...i hate this waiting game, i need money and i need money now, NOW I TELL YOU!!!11111

So yea, other than that we also have 2 new puppies that are so fuckin' adorable.

That's me with Coco. He's a Westie crossed with a Norfolk Terrier.

This is Saxon and the best picture i got of him so far because he's too fuckin' energetic and wont stay still for a photo. He's a Boarder Collie

Well that's all folks.

The End

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 11:03:50 GMT

I haven't updated in a while, so i think i should finally get round to doing it seeing as last night was awesome and definately deserves a mention.
So yea...let's see, where to begin.

'The End' Party is basically a big celebration of everyone finishing their exams at our uni, and it takes place outside in the squares of uni campus. It had a stage that played indie and that kind of thing in the beginning, but as the night progressed there was a lot of Drum n Bass and Trance, was sooo fun. Quite a few of us dropped for it, and man that was such a good idea because i had the best time.

When 'The End' finished we ended up goin to Rayule's in Bertrand Russell 13 because they had turn tables setup and live mc's, playing hip hop and drum n bass. They did an awesome remix of walking in the air, from the snowman. My mate Marlon did a dj set too n was pretty sweet.

Can't wait for next years end party, todays summer ball has a lot to add up to.

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 07:20:38 GMT

Making of Modern World exam ETA 55 minutes.
Chance of passing: WARNING WARNING WARNING!!11111

well i guess that says it all.

Tue, 31 May 2005 18:21:49 GMT

You're Tim Bisley. Bad tempered, slightly self
obsessed, and a little immature, but a funny
guy none the less, a good friend and one hell
of an artist.

Which character from Spaced are you?
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Sun, 29 May 2005 22:51:21 GMT

Feel sooooo shit it's untrue, shittest i've felt in a long time. Seems a stupid reason to feel so fucking shit really. Basically i lost my ID a couple weeks back due to drunkenness, and today i was supposed to be going to the Hippodrome where they had the following:

Room 1

Lisa Pin Up - Scott Devine - Alex Sommers - Nodd

Room 2 - The Refurbed Lounge "I Wish"

Jaimeson - Jan - Sarah B - Mr Black - Hosted by Lyrical Dom

Room 3 - Drum & Bass & Breaks

Little Miss Fox - Tony R - Outlaw

I fuckin' love Lisa Pin Up :< sounds like it would have been such a fucking awesome night. But nooo i had to go and get id'd didn't i. Now all of my friends are there having a great time :( So angry at my mum, i asked her to send me my passport last monday, and she said yea she would, but has she? no... grrr.
Fuck it. Gonna go campus and get exceedingly stoned.

Wed, 18 May 2005 12:58:07 GMT

Had my first exam yesterday, was the enlightenment. I'm thinking i passed as it's pretty hard not to get an overall 40%, but guess we will see. I did lots of revision for it in the last few days, like 14 hours worth of revision for it in the last 3 days.

Anyways, after that we ended up going nandos because it's debbies birthday on thursday, i love nandos. its soooo tasty and buy one get one free. can't go wrong there. We went Indie night after that which was pretty cool once i was drunk enough to dance. (note to self. don't go Indie night until you have drank prior to your arrival)

Came back, Katy came and crashed at Avon Way which was cool, seeing as she hasn't been here much. Got extremely stoned in Zachs room with Olli, Marlon, Lindz Zach and me. But yea then me n Katy watched American Dad episode 3 and 4 and went sleep.

Ah today is gonna be a chiller day, not gonna work at allllllllll.
i'm in such a good mood its great

Wed, 11 May 2005 13:51:09 GMT

Got the new SOAD album, Mesmerize, it's the fuckin shizzle dizzle.

Sun, 08 May 2005 21:03:44 GMT

Televangelist
You are 14% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are
indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance,
self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic
leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more
intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or
emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You
also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings.
Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional,
extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who
have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your
mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a
self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about
others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why
is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted,
emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man!
I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 7% on Rationality
You scored higher than 95% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 0% on Brutality
You scored higher than 68% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Birthday Celebration

Wed, 04 May 2005 09:33:34 GMT

I just woke up and i was in Zachs room in his bed in my boxers while he was on the floor...i so don't remember that. I don't remember hardly any indie night at all, i remember getting there and thats it and having some people wish me happy birthday, i also remember having a pint of some mad drink that everyone chipped in for, had like 13 quids worth of shots in and half topped with lager, it smelt rank.

I went to hospital last night because i split my chin open

i don't remember doing it at all.

Ah well i can say my birthday was definately a success!

The turn out for it was just amazing.
Was so many people who made an effort to come out for my birthday, were like 26 people who came to Nandos, and fuck knows how many were out at Indie night, i don't remember. But thanks everyone, you made my night.

Tue, 03 May 2005 09:04:19 GMT

Happy Birthday to meeeeeee.

yay its my birthday, now lets hope i don't get raped and mugged in the Avon Way underpass on the way to uni. 3 People got attacked there last Tuesday.

Ministry of Sound - Hardcore til i die

Mon, 02 May 2005 15:41:47 GMT

oh man, last night was fucking GOOD!
went to Elephant and Castle to go to Ministry of Sound - Hardcore til i Die. www.htid.co.uk
had the most amazing time, was with some good friends (however did miss a lot of people who didnt go)

can't be arsed to go into detail, blah blah blah etc, but yea i just woke up, and mm i liked it.

and to top things off, ITS MY 19th BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY tomorrow.
going to nandos with loads of people and then going to get drunnkkkkkkk.

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 12:45:59 GMT

hmm last night...i think it was fun, if only i could remember.

drank a bottle and a half of wine before i went to level 2, don't remember much of level 2 to be honest.
my clothes are filthy, we all ended up wrestling at the end of the night on the grass near north towers, i got so cold and wet. i got a hot rock burn in my new tshirt :(

last night sounds like it was fun according to my sources, so i will take everyones word for it.

i hate not remembering things.

hahaha oh man, last night i got my willy out on camera and now theres a video of it...how fun.

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 09:17:21 GMT

Man i remember hardly anything about last night, i remember drinking lots of vodka at Callums and smoking a couple of joints, i vaguely remember SU but dont remember Level 2 one bit...i really hope i wasn't a cock last night, sian said i was a bit 'odd'...whatever that means, and to make things fucking better i lost my wallet AGAIN! i hope it's at Callums or i will be so pissed off...how do i manage to lose my wallet on such a regular basis...
i'm supposed to be going mcdonalds for breakfast (whats that, a good healthy breakfast i hear you say?) healthy indeed! but i can't afford it if i can't find my fucking walletttttttttt.

everyone die of the worst things imagineable. thanks.

You are Alcohol!

A little sloppy, a little hungry, and a whole lot horny.

So what if you've had a drunken fling or two with puke still in your hair?

You're the life of the party - well, if you can get invited...

What Drug Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

how fitting...

UPDATE ON LAST NIGHT

ok well speaking to a few more people has given me some of my memories back which is quite nice. After Callums we for some reason sat down in the middle of the car park and Alberto rolled a joint while Zach decided to roll on peoples car bonnets... (i wonder if my wallets at the car park?)
We came back and had beans and waffles and my god they were good...

Apparently what Sian meant about me being 'odd' was i was just really quiet and not my hypo easily excited drunken self, she said i was quite mean looking...

I really don't remember Level 2 one bit, i was apparently buying drinks and then forgetting i'd already bought one, then i'd go and buy another one despite being told by a number of people i already have a drink, Callum however egged me on to buy drinks so that he could steal the pints of snakebite i forgot about...that bastard.

Oh isn't my life exciting!

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 09:53:48 GMT

New Hair

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:36:07 GMT

Got my hair cut on Saturday by my friend, was free woop, and i think she's done a pretty good job, well i like it anyway :E

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:43:29 GMT

Hmm i guess that's alright, personally i think my sex drive is a lot higher, all i can think about is sex most of the time...

Last night

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 10:30:13 GMT

Well i think last night is definately worth the mention, because it was fuckin' sweet!

We got to the Campbell for about 8, was Me, Luke, Briscoe, Debbie. James and Rosie were supposed to be coming but Rosie got id'd and she didn't have any id with her in Coventry which fuckin sucks, so wish James could have been there because it was such a good night and would have been even better if he was there.

When we got to the campbell, we saw Terri, Gaz and Andy who i haven't seen in fuckin ages, was so cool to see them all, gave Tez a big hug and agreed to meet up sometime for a drink n smoke before i go back to uni!

Played a few games of pool with debs which was fun, then just sat and had a chat and drank (there's a surprise) Luke left later, but then loadsa people turned up, Kiz, Dan, Rob, we went upstairs when doors opened and then just partied like it was 1684, churning lots of butter, milking lots of cows etc. I was so surprised at how many people turned up, Katy Slater, Andy Irvine, Benji, Sian, Charlie, and also Charliy without the E, loads more who i just can't think of off the top of my head... but yea, fucking sweet man.
Katy Barlow showed up to say hi, but i feel kinda bad, she asked me about Darren and whether he has a new gf and stuff and i couldn't lie to her, i told him i think he has a new gf cuz thats what i got told, and she ran off to the toilet upset :( So sorry mate!

Anyway, overall was a sweet night, played so much good music, and had a great time being back with everyone, still sucks about James though.

Briscoe took shit loads of pictures so i'll end up stealing them and whacking them on here at some point so keep a look out!

Rating of last night 9/10 (10 if James and Katy had been there)

Today is Nathans BBQ which should be equally sweet, everyone will be there, all my old school mates. So yea, ETA on the drinking...bout 4 hours!